So, i had been hearing alot about the game portal in orange box. theres no review you can read that can highlight how much fun that game is. absolutely the most fun ive ever had with a computer.i went into it hearing it was a great and inventive puzzle game, and thats exactly what it is, with some of the funniest dark-humor ive ever heard, creative, unique, hilarious, and absolutely fun. go play it stat.



theres really nothing else to say, im obviously not a decent writer or i could come up for more words to describe how much i love this game, so just watch Yahtzee’s review, hes way better than i am at this stuff.

The GLaDOS Cake Recipe:
According to the blue sphere. ( Scroll to bottom for reference )

* One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
* One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
* Three slash four cup vegetable oil.
* Four large eggs.
* One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
* Three slash four cups butter or margarine.
* One and two third cups granulated sugar.
* Two cups all purpose flower.

All the things found in the www.aperturescience.com website

As you enter the website it will bring you to a command prompt just like the style found in MSDOS. From there you are given the choice of typing “help” which will inform you that a Crisis team is coming to aid you (it will also list a bunch of random reasons for your plea for help) or “login” which will then bring you to enter in your “username” and “password”. For your “username” anything is applicable as long as it’s more than 2 characters long and for your “password” you will have to put in either “portal” or “portals”. Either way you’ll be brought to another command prompt, and as of now the only commands that are applicable are the ones present below:

Commands

* “thecakeisalie” Brings you to a message with some video feed of a “relaxation chamber”
* “help” “lib” Gives you the list of commands
* “append” “attrib” “copy” “format” “erase” “rename” Gives you an error about the disk being write protected
* “dir” “catalog” “directory” “list” “ls” “cat” Shows you “Apply.exe” as the only application available
* “ip” Shows your UID(+L) code
* “interrogate” Gives an error if no parameter is provided, otherwise gives an error about ‘illegally initiating diciplinary action’
* “tapedisk” Gives an error about the user not being authorized to transfer system tapes
* “logout” “bye” “logoff” “valve” Someone says “Bye” and you are sent either to your homepage if you have one or to www.Steampowered.com
* “apply” Executes the registration application

Entering in “apply” will bring you to some instructions giving you the choice of typing “continue” or “quit” and if you enter “continue” a message giving your “(UID(+L)” (Unique Identity Number Plus Letters) will appear and you are told to memorize it, but if you notice carefully at the numbers/letters displayed blinking. Every fews seconds a random assortment of characters are being altered so remembering it is pointless. After typing “continue” it will bring you to 50
questions mostly multiple choice. Some of the things you will notice as you answer the questions: in some questions a letter will be flashing which if you record them will spell out “thecakeisalie”, and at random moments you will notice a flashing cake which looks like this: thecakeisalie

November 16th, 2007
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