My Poor Organs
When i woke up this morning i could just cough and ide feel like i had smoked a cigarette. i smoked Way too much last night. my lungs are dieing. and i don’t think i need to say anything about my liver lol. so with my recent realization that i cant continue to punish my organs like this without ramifications Ive begun to research cloned organs :). most people would stop aggressively smoking and drinking. they re quitters though, fuck them. Ive been doing some research and we already have the technology to clone human organs but all the fucking whiny hippies think its wrong to clone organs because then well start cloning humans. i don’t fucking understand this logic. why the hell would you ever want to clone a human. humans suck, we’ve got way too many of them and our natural population growth is unsustainable as it is. Earths population doubles every 50 years, giving a population of 12 billion by 2050, 24 billion by 2100, and so on. Only a fucking retard would actually want to spend good bio-matter to fuck us more. but then by that same logic (and morality in general) i shouldn’t procreate, but if i abide by my own statements i wouldn’t be a hypocrite. anyway cloning organs, we can do it if it weren’t for the hippies, kill off all the hippies, problem solved. mike can continue to destroy himself safe in the knowledge that by the time serious health risks occur i can just go to wall mart and pick up a new liver and a 2 pack of lungs.
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Just buy the cigarettes that say “May cause birth defects.” Problem solved.
Excellent idea!
I’m all for it.
Damn hippies…
lol I told you smoking was bad, tard:p no one listens to Ginger