Movies

Well I went to see Constantine. I was supposed to not see it tonight so I could see it with patty but I’m a bastard. And god has punished me for being a bastard. In the form of a large coke and a small bladder. My god I have never had to go so much in my entire life. all the pain I’ve ever felt and ever will feel was dwarfed by the excruciating pain I felt tonight. I was crying I had to pee so bad. About 20 min before the movie was over I just went into a pain induced coma. With the inability to navigate my way out of the center of a large crowd of people I gave up on going until the movie was over. When it was I jumped over the row of seats I was on and I probability killed a couple people on my way to the restroom. And there I saw god… Anyway Constantine was good! (from what I remember) I mean don’t go into it expecting the best movie ever but it was a damn good movie.

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