Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

I tracked down the website they’re referencing, and no bullshit,
“Popular hacker software includes “Comet Cursor”, “Bonzi Buddy” and “Flash”.”
And even more hillarious, is what they say about AMD!!!!”AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, “knock-off” copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores,”
And lastly the Dreaded, evil, unamerican “lunix” which is an “illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War.” and this is great…
“They may also be used to break into people’s stereos to steal their music, using the “mp3″ program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as “telnet”,”
Telnet, thank god for Torovoltos, or we wouldn’t be able to haxxor stereos or toasters. please someone tell me this is a joke…