I want a woman. i figure after a year+ its time for me to move on. i want a new woman, one i can love. requirements are as follows:

1. Has seen starship troopers a minimum of 30 times
2. Knows what Linux is and has used it for more than a week
3. Gamer, needs to be able to kick my ass in a fair amount of games
4. Educated, i would like to be able to discuss current events in detail with her
5. Cute. I’m not asking for supermodel.. just not.. well you know
6. Nympho i want a woman that loves the sex.. but only with me. no cheating whores like… ever other one i have dated (doesn’t speak well for me)
7. A trustworthy woman. I’ve been cheated on alot, I’ve been fucked over alot. i want a woman i can trust with my secrets and that will not go and fuck my friends
8. Alcohol, now i want a woman who will drink a glass of scotch, or at least a glass of vodka. be able to keep up with me yea know?
9. Smoker, i want a woman who either smokes occasionally or doesn’t mind me smoking. i ♥ smoking
10. I also want a woman who is capable of love. not one who will use me whether it be for sex or money (although the former is preferred)
11. Stable. no crazy women, someone who is straight forward and not prone to homicidal mood swings.
12. And lastly a woman who understands the importance of sleep. i love sleep, i don’t like being kicked, having my covers stolen or constant talking at 5am, 5am is a time for sex or sleep.

If this woman exists email me at neondemon@gmail.com. hell ill even take if 5 of the 12. in the email you must include which of the 12 you or whoever you know possess and why you or they are still single. and how you fit the profile.

August 30th, 2006
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