At the heart of almost every bloody conflict there is someone hating the Jews. The NAZI party in Germany. The Muslims in Iraq,Afghanistan,Pakistan, Russia, ETC. Now we know the Nazis are evil. And noone but me will say that the Muslims are evil. But C’mon you evil SOBs. Stop hating Jews. WTF did they ever do to you other than be the whipping boy of 90% of the conflicts in the universe. I mean seriously why does everyone hate them. The only think I’ve got against them is whey whine a lot about being killed all the time. pssh.. whiners. My thought of the day in summary is I am an evil SOB and a hypocrite, but atleast im not Muslim

My deep thought of the day is that if i had a clone. i would fucking hate that SOB. That very true statement makes me kinda sad. Because i am a jackass, and i hate jackasses. So i would hate myself, but oddly enough my self esteem doesn’t show it. Maybe it should. Oh well fuck it

I believe that we have a surplus human population, and that it needs some definite thinning. Now i have devised a few ways of doing this. The first i believe in more than any of the others. This is that you should hafto make a certain score in an IQ test to be able to procreate. This would keep not only the total population down but also kept the level of stupidity down. The other part of this, as this would not think the pop fast enough, is start killing people. Murders die, rapists die twice, petafiles 3 times, almost all sex offenders die 2-4 times depending on the infraction. This would provide some immediate thinning aswell as make the human population less stupid and shitty.
Now the second way to thin the human population is by a lottery. Only available to those 20+ years of age. Now you could participate in this by choice. The deal would be that you, if you won, would receive a special creditcard. This card will have an unlimited supply of money. You could buy whatever you wanted for the rest of your life. Which will be 5 years. After winning this lottery you have 5 years to buy whatever you want, and have uber-hella fun. at the end of the 5 years all of your possessions that you bought would be returned to the gov so they could get a fraction of the money back. And you would be put to death. We would ofcourse find a better way of saying it. Like put to sleep or whatever the fuck would help you sleep at night. And if you try to run so you don’t get put to death you will be murdered. That’s it. Bottom line. if you participate and win you are a dead person. this one i think is the most acceptable
Now this last one if the more direct approach. We kill people. Old people we kill grind up and eat, people with any terminal deceases we kill and burn, i mean they’re gona die anyway. retards, we kill and harvest them for their organs. And anyone who commits any of the aforementioned crimes will be burned then killed. And if that doesn’t do it well just keep killing undesirable until the population has been sufficiently thinned.
Oh yeah and in all of these cases, the first thing we do is kill all the lawyers

Well i couldn’t decide what to talk about for today’s post…. So here’s a moose

WTF happened to space travel? i mean we were competing with Russia to get a man on the fuckign moon. We won. Kicked Russia’s ass. Then stopped. We were like “yes check space exploration off the list of crap we’re better than Russia at, then dump the program”. i mean we need more places to put McDonald’s and wall-marts. Why me back yard. Why not the moon or Mars? Why not focus on colonizing other planets than colonizing other countries. i mean space is way cooler, and it doesn’t piss people off. if people do end up fucking America we can always fall back on our space colonies. Plus we can make up some enemy to fight in space, and unite the human race. i mean C’mon space always unites the human race. Look Startrek, Babylon 5, Starship Troopers, Forever War, ETC. We don’t even hafto kill things. The concept of exploring space united the race in Babylon 5. And in startrek we had a new race to show up, the Vulcans (our new Russia in the best badasses race). Now. When I become dictator of the world we’re gonna explore space more!

Well my deep thought today involves bio engineering. Ok yea know stomach worms? well they sit in you’re tummy and eat all the good stuff your body needs, like vitimans and junk. Some people can tell that you have them because you get all skinny and weak. Now we can either tame these worms with tiny bull wips or just bioengineer them to eat and thrive on fatty foods. Like you can just be eating a whole cake by yourself, and just think “its ok, my army of worms will keep this fat off” they could be genetically engineered to only last for like 1 day, and be taken orally in pill form every day that you need to loose weight. And the little wormies would jam out in you’re tummy eating all the stuff you shouldn’t have. Think of all the hippies on the Adkins diet. fuck not being able to eat bread. Lets just make an Adkins breed of worm? Train him to eat the “bad carbs” and you can still enjoy the taste of your pasta, and desert. And know the little worms are sliming around inside you taking care of business. And if we were really badass, we could get the worms to consume stuff that’s not good for you’re body and poop out good stuff. Like eating cake and pooping carrots. (the nutritional equivalent)And here’s the really cool side.. i would be filthy fucking rich. if only the FDA wouldn’t shoot me and defecate on my corpse if they heard this… Oh well. Someday we’ll have stomach worms.. Someday.

This is a new segment im starting today. All about shit i think about that noone appreciates.
I think that if you went to hell you’d essentially get used to it. And i wouldn’t be so bad. i mean its like when you get into a hot bathtub. When you get in it’s all hot at first. Then it gets really relaxing, and when you get out you’re cold as hell. i think that if i went to hell it would suck at first. But then it would be relaxing. I’d grow to love the molten rock i mean i bet it’s good for you’re skin once you get used to it. And centaurs shooting arrows, i bet they have interesting lives ” hey Steve the centaur, how are the wife and kids?”, “oh you know mike, kids always bitching just like the wife *shoots arrow*,”heh got me good that time Steve”. You just gotta look on the bright size of eternal torture.