God today is going so fucking slow!!!! i cant wait for the day to end so i can go home and get drunk. I think I’m going to make it a habit to get drunk every “Friday”. (Friday being in “s because today is *my* Friday) My lunch break has just ended and i swear […]
BOSAS
My new computer case comes in tomorrow! w00t!
I just bought Tucker Max’s Books (Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories, The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines). I’m very happy about these purchases. But i did break my “don’t buy shit online anymore its too easy” rule. well i guess i broke that with my new case. well and the playboy. nevermind…
Customer: “I cant get my updates for my software.”Mike commences with troubleshooting this issue.*20 min later*Customer: “Oh, do I need an internernet connection for this”… Retards.
Patty punched me in the face. Were over.
Which monkey are you?
My friends, who had not yet consigned all the women of earth to a fiery death and eternal damnation….this man is wise.
TuckerMax.com is so funny it makes me hurt.
So I played a little battlefield1942 before I went to sleep. Fell asleep with it still running. So my Xfire thinks I’m still playing battlefrield while I’m at work.